So I just found this slightly outdated list of “marriage manners” from a book that was published back in the sixties. So here you go, apply as needed.
1. No hogging the bed clothes!
For me this is extremely important. I love my bed clothes and I don’t want my husband hogging them.
2. Don’t read whilst your partner is asleep.
I’m guessing this refers to having the light on (or reading out loud). Hmmm, well, for all the nights my hub has the TV blaring whilst I’m trying to sleep, I think he deserves a spotlight in his face whilst I’m reading.
3. Never nag your partner, even when it is just the two of you.
Er…I don’t like this rule. I do my best nagging when it’s just the two of us.
4. Always look your absolute best.
Absolutely. You never know when you’ll run into your ex.
5. A husband must be a husband in every sense, including caring and doting.
Alright, I do admit I have a very caring and doting hub 